IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY
Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.
A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.
this is one of the worst things i’ve ever read
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WHY THE FUCK WOULD
FUCK THESE GUYS
THAT IS NOT FUNNY
it’s almost as if abled people are complete fuckwits and do not care about the lives of people with disabilities.
Tumblr Tuesday: Monkeys!
The Fauna Foundation is Canada’s only chimpanzee sanctuary and it serves vegan sweet potato poutine to its heartbreakingly sensitive guests. We held and petted a Capuchin monkey this weekend. It reached out its tiny hand and wrapped it around one of our fingers.
An Unnatural History
Possibly the world’s only collection of vintage monkey and ape photographs, some of which are of Capuchin monkeys, the kind that we held and petted this weekend. We cried three times afterward, moved by the experience itself and dizzy over the fact that our life had led to this. An Unnatural History is definitely Tumblr’s best source for monkeys hanging out with dogs.
Monkeys in Art History
Could this diverse selection of monkey-centric art actually be the work of a single, spectacularly talented primate? We hadn’t considered the possibility until we saw our own reflection in the eyes of a Capuchin monkey this weekend. An ageless wisdom was writ into its expression, and in that moment our two species felt closer than we had ever thought possible.
Photos by a primatologist, which is something you’ll wish you majored in after holding and petting a Capuchin monkey. We majored in Classics and assumed we would live a solitary life of the mind. Children were never a part of this picture…but to hold this fragile life in our hands, we were suddenly filled with a love too big for one heart to contain. Primatography includes special bonus shots of sloths and other mammals.
Avengers in a nutshell: Thor
"Well girls, keep that in mind next time your friendzone somebody!"
THIS IS A TERROR CAMPAIGN
YOU’RE TELLING US YOU’LL LITERALLY MURDER US IF WE DON’T SPREAD OUR LEGS FOR YOU OR IF WE DON’T DATE YOU
THAT’S IT THAT’S THE WHOLE MESSAGE
YOU WANT US TO LIVE IN FEAR AND WE SURE DO
I WANT TO FUCKING CRY
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At first I though this was a joke
Don’t ignore this Tumblr
Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.
"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick
You’re clearly a guy
I’m clearly gay
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.